Do you play Magic? Are you left-handed? Do you appreciate a good-natured joke?
Welcome to the centre of this particularly-silly Venn diagram.
The Flipped Diagram Playmat is for everyone who ever looked at our Diagram playmat and said "Sure. I get it. But what if I play with my Pile on the other side? HARD PASS." Well, now you don't have to pass—you can play, on a comfortable playmat designed with your unique quirk in mind.
Don't bother asking for us to put the lands in front, though. We're not monsters.